i am Weiuuurdly Obsessed with this (non) couple

i literally don't know why. but i want them to get back together because I want to stalk their lives.

He = is just. FUCKING. Rwaaaaarrrrw.

anyone with eyes can verify that.

She= is a little more cuntravershall. The whole world seems to think she's a gopher faced waste of a life, without having ever met her... and i'm not sure.

she might be totally ok.

but basically i want her life.

and i like pictures of her where she looks pretty.

so i'ma give that bitch the benefit of the doubt, and quietly stalk her existence.