Binge drinking failed lesbian intellectual WLTM someone with similar interests and VGSOH for LOLZ

"intelligent individuals are more likely to engage in evolutionarily novel behavior. Since the consumption of modern alcoholic beverages - including binge drinking and getting drunk - is evolutionarily novel, the Hypothesis would predict that more intelligent individuals are more likely to engage in it, and the empirical data from the UK and the US confirm it." ... yeah. that'll be that then!

this picture was taken in a gay club (where i ditched our Society Ball to go hang out #obvs.) I failed to pick up any gays, despite my friend (who is gay) grabbing hold of various lesbians and steering them in the direction of my face. *sigh* #Straightgirlproblems