I feel kind of like someone has hollowed out my skin, and replaced all my necessary items with snot and hatred, and then swung me round by the ankles into door frames and bannisters.
aka I have a cold.
and for some reason this has made me into a sugar-crazed lunatic.
I have the remainder of a Lindt chocolate bunny, which I managed to wrestle from the jaws of myself after I tried to devour the entire thing yesterday.
it is sitting on the kitchen counter. just looking at me.
And i am biding my time for now.
But I feel like if anyone tried to take that little nugget away from me I would bite straight through their tibia.
and if you didn't watch the Animals of Farthing Wood when you were a child SHAME ON YOUR PARENTS. and that is probably the reason you are the way you are today.
unfortunate.
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