i made this present for my friend who is going to spend christmas with his girlfriend’s parents (meeting them for the first time) in California:
“Someone told me you’re going to see Jenny’s family at Christmas?
i think it was that Dunph lunatic that i’ve seen wandering the corridors of life. I hope you have a nice time! Is it going to be warm there? are you going to be the stereotypical american enjoying christmas in bermuda shorts with a bud and medallions in your chest hair? pretty much sounds like you i have to say.
do Americans wear medallions in their chest hair?
I’m not sure. I’ve only really got Saturday Night Fever to back up this assumption… but i’ve always thought of that as being pretty representative of american culture as a whole.
You can print this picture out and take it with you as reference to help you fit in.”
That boy is gonna do SWELL.
No comments:
Post a Comment