Wednesday, 1 June 2011

SonGs FOr a BAd MooD

I googled songs for a bad mood and it came up with some hella lolz songs which I can only imagine are useful only in that: if you are on the edge of a potential suicide they would be enough to tip y'all off the edge into dirty old death.

Nickleback. Nickel. Back.
i can only conclude that this is some kind of high-larious joke, or the work of an insaniac sitting in their own faeces ramming knitting needles into their nasal cavities.

the other thing was a load of cheery cheery songs (i guess the purpose of which being to get rid of said bad mood ... but wheres the fun in that?)

so here is my list of songs, ones for when your mood can only be summarised by the famous quote by Bruce Robinson- originally from his best friend Vivian, the inspiration for Withnail from Withnail and I:


"My wife is having a baby!"




If there's a god, why are arses the perfect height for kicking?






1- The RAt ~ Walkmen
"You've got a nerve to be asking a favour, you've got a nerve to be calling my number,
can't you see me i'm bleeding on the wall..."
so desperate. and angry. and sexy.

2- I'm Not Angry ~ Elvis Costello
"I could hear you whispering as I crept by your door.

So you found some other joker who could please you more."

3- Pulp ~ Like a Friend
"You are the last drink I never should drunk.

You are the body hidden in the trunk.
You are the habit I can't seem to kick.
You are my secrets on the front page every week."

4- Lighspeed Champion ~ Deadhead Blues
"i know you're happy, and that's lovely,
it won't keep me... complete."

5- Bromheads' Jacket ~ Going round to Have a Word
"i don't understand what your fucking problem is, its like you're in your own world and only you exist."

6 - King Creosote ~ Marguerita Red
"i could be pouring my heart out, I still don't think you'd hear me"

7- The National ~ Runaway
"what makes you think i'm enjoying being left to the flood"

8- Mountain Goats ~ No Children
"I hope you die... I hope we both die"

 9- Cold War Kids ~ We Used to Vacation
"I promised to my wife and children

I'd never touch another drink as long as I live
But even then it sounds so soothing to mix a gin and sink into oblivion"

10- The Cribs ~ Save Your Secrets
"You are far more likely

To be devoured
than empowered
By your sense of romance"

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