Loving the Media Coverage Of Cheryl Cole / sackgate

particularly loving the way they call her 'our Chezza', 'our geordie princess' and act (innappropriately) outraged and devastated on her behalf,

then proceed to tear apart every move she made and how it led to her eventual sacking, including helpful hints such as,

'FAILED TO GET A KILLER BODY'

'Having put on a few extra pounds since moving to the US by treating herself to fast food and chocolate

[as IF that skinny bint has ever even looked at a twix without immediately launching herself onto a cross trainer and statically fleeing herself thin again..]

her weight gain certainly did not go unnoticed.
This prompted questions as to how disciplined she'd really been with her workout sessions, in a country where high profile women are expected to be disgusting aged skinned-chihuahua-looking chewed twiglets like Paula Abdul (btw eww what has HAPPENED to her??) ultra slim and toned."

I literally love it!
am I the only one finding it completely hilarious?

Rebecca from Bridget Jones (aka. the jellyfish) anyone...?



'Sorry to hear about the X Factor gig Chezza-babes, i heard it was because you were too fat since you nearly died of malaria last year?? but never mind, have another snickers for your FAT FACE you Geordie piemuncher!'


I love the smell of schadenfreude in the afternoon.