I need to look like THIS

The teeny mini with the kinda shapeless wooly = inexplicably BEAUTIFUL.

My... [i have faced up to the fact that im going to have to refer to my partner on here, and i hate the b******** word.... for anyone over like 15, so i'm going to call him just: my Huckleberry.

(Anyone who doesnt know why obviously hasn't had their loins stirred by Val Kilmer in Tombstone... in which case - you haven't LIVED, go forth and do it immediately!!) ]

Anyway my Huckleberry totally has a jumper like this in green. which makes him look like Farmer Hoggett.




For his own good I think i'd best steal it, shrink it through neglectful washing, and spend about 7 years on a treadmill til my legs look like that.




I will be hot. like pol pot.