Delayed posts from my move!

I wrote this on the train up:

So have i ever actually explained on here what the fuck im actually Doing re: how I keep going on about moving to Leeds?



maybe not… Basically I did a degree in politics at cardiff uni which i finished summer 2010, then i worked for a year in insurance (which was so shit it made me burst into tears twice at my desk and generally made me want to self harm with the sharp papery edges of warm copies. Warm = sterilized) to fund a masters in political communications which i am about to embark on at Leeds gooniversity!

This all is for the purpose of achieving my dr££m of being an evil spin doctor type /slash Malcolm Tucker (so chic and skinny) /slash general cackling bint in charge of propaganda of some type.

My main interest is writing and language, and how the ole big swinging dicks in the big blacked out cars are using it to trick us. But whatever really, i just want to get in those corridors of power and stomp my ballet pumps about a bit i reckon.


Anywho, to keep the troops’ (me) morale up i am compiling pro and con lists re: this latest life change.


PROS.


- get all clever and GENEyus, so my skillz will be mad honed for when womenfolk finally rule the world.


- Get to be a student again, I.e. Eat unreasonable amounts of supernoodles (BY the way, lidl own brand shits all over bachelors), pajamas versus actual clothes-wearing ratios slide much more favourably towards jammies, breaking the £3 barrier for wine = totally acceptable,


- Get to consort with people who are keen to talk about other things than mortgages, their kids, the property ladder, monthly reviews, WORK


- stuff in the north is cheaper


- getting to live in a house of people who are NOT my parents, and therefore have no interest in where Im going, when I’ll be back, whether i Have left crumbs and morsels of cheese all over the counter top, or what i do in my room with the doors closed (via barging in unreasonably to ask inane questions / look for their stuff which yes, i probably have stolen, but Im their firstborn and most beloved child, they should stop being so obsessed with material possessions.


- Not spending every evening with my partner means more time to be vain in front of a web cam / take shitty photographs of myself trout pouting like some kind of smug fish and pepper the internet with them, without a normally brained person demanding to know what in the name of arse Im doing.




Hi thar.

 CONS.


- this WILL wipe out 90% of my lifes savings. so it better be damn well effin worth it.


- Food will no longer appear in the fridge magically unpurchased by me. Well.. It will. But it will likely all be shit and if i eat it there will be RETRIBTION.


- toilets / bathrooms no longer clean themselves.

 - ditto hair extracting selves from plugholes.


- Only seeing my partner like at best once a week. (SHIT).


- having to train my neurotic mind into a new toilet sharing situation and routine. This is a BIG deal to me. I think my parents made mistakes with me re: potty training.


- having to be polite and charming anytime i run into anyone in MY OWN HOME. this one sucks. I much prefer shambling, cavegirl-haired, silent spectre of evil. At least until my first coffee of the day.