Listening to ‘My Place’ on headphones and being redic horny for Nelly. He’s one of my weuurdest crushes but i am melting over him ever since i saw him in The Longest Yard.
1, his accent, i.e. hot in ‘huurrrr’. It certainly is.
2, His skin is like caramel. I want to lick it.
3, The plaster on the face tribute to his friend in jail. = CUTE.
4, the fact that he’s bad ass. Like, he could put a beat down on someone to defend my honour, but also sing me sweet songs for a lolz and cringeable treat.
5, Have you SEEN his arms?? Wrapped in mighty oaks like that you’d feel so safe.
6, In wadsyaname he makes reference to ‘staying hard.’ sexual bragging is a deal-sealer.
7, He has pointy teeth so he looks like a shark when he smiles.
8, He calls women ‘ma’. I dont know why. But getting fucked by a black man who’s calling you ma = the final taboo. And i hate taboos.
